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The pinnacle of all brony groups. You may not like it but it's what peak performance looks like. A group that transcends all drama and divisions of lesser groups. Its origins somehow predate the show; making it the most influential group and allowing it to manipulate key events throughout the history of the fandom and multiverse from behind the scenes. Despite this, due to its exclusivity, little is actually known of its existence or internal workings.

Horseshitz was around long before the fandom, it's an expy of all the equivalents of brony, including brony, that travels throughout universes by way of creating new ones in an atom smasher before the current one dies. They then exist and propagate through the entire time life is possible in that universe before escaping to a new one. No one knows when or where Horseshitz began, or when and where it will end. So far as we know, Horseshitz is beyond time and space, and is thus eternal. Omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent. Horsehitz is the chaos god, long may it reign

Members Edit

  • God/Yahweh
  • Celestia
  • Midnight Chimes
  • Allah
  • James Gunn
  • Derpy Hooves
  • M.A. Larson
  • His Excellency, The Emperor of Man
  • Shrek
  • Donald John Trump (played by Alec Baldwin)
  • Winston Churchill
  • Rosa Parks
  • Tara Strong
  • Terry Hall
  • Ewan McGregor
  • Kim Jong-un
  • Kurt Cobain
  • George Memeulous
  • Robo Monkey Jesus 'R.M.J.'
  • Super Mecha Death Christ 3,000
  • Tommy Wiseau
  • Pepsiman
  • Boris 'Wiff Waff' Johnson
  • Leo Luster

Note: since Horseshitz has no official members list, these are based on speculation only

Trivia Edit

  • May or may not exist
  • Some theories suggest the group is a branch of the Illuminati
  • They know what 'OH-BUSHATABOHOTA-GHBOSHATA' means
  • They know you recorded their phone calls and are planning a bootleg LP
  • They can prove that you did hit her, that it's not bewlsh*t, that you did.
  • They know that you Came As You Are, as you were, as they wanted you to be
  • Wrote Rollercoaster of Friendship.
  • Are behind the loot box glitch that broke TF2's trading economy.
  • The true inventors of Wiff Waff.
  • No mortal can stand the pain of being as hip as Horseshitz
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